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Welcome to the Shop at www.thecannabisseedshop.uk, where UK collectors aged 18+ can find Heisenbeans’ elite feminized seeds. Our curated selection of terpene-rich genetics is sold as collectibles, fully compliant with UK laws. Launching July 4th—build your collection with confidence and free shipping!
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Threadlock
Threadlock
Threadlock feminized seeds, a Heisenbeans creation, weave Dante’s Inferno #8’s frosty island sweetness with Headband’s ganja-fueled energy, crafting an indica-leaning hybrid of top-tier quality with a Caribbean vibe. For just £30, UK collectors nab 10 elite feminized seeds with free next-day UK 🇬🇧 tracked shipping from The Cannabis Seed Shop UK, the UK’s No.1 Heisenbeans oasis. Heisen’s dank terpenes—Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene—deliver a strawberry-diesel-spice aroma, with 21-27% THC igniting a reggae-rasta euphoric buzz and beachside relaxation. Perfect for preservation in legal regions (Europe, Canada, USA), Threadlock is a collector’s irie prize. Join our X campaign for July 4th launch exclusives!
Blue Grapesicle
Blue Grapesicle
Blue Grapesicle feminized seeds, a Heisenbeans creation, meld Blue Ice’s frosty blueberry chill 🧊 with Joker Juice #11’s grape-candy zest 💥, crafting a balanced hybrid of unmatched quality, a popsicle of terp-drenched grape ice. For only £30, UK collectors secure 10 elite feminized seeds with free next-day UK 🇬🇧 tracked shipping from The Cannabis Seed Shop UK, the UK’s top Heisenbeans boutique. Heisen’s dank terpenes—Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene—deliver a grape-candy-blueberry-citrus aroma, with 20-26% THC igniting a catwalk of euphoric energy and cool relaxation. Ideal for preservation in legal regions (Europe, Canada, USA), Blue Grapesicle is a collector’s frosty treasure. Join our X campaign for July 4th launch exclusives!
Smiley
Smiley
Smiley feminized seeds, a Heisenbeans masterpiece, fuse Gelato #33’s zesty euphoria with Blueberry Sugar’s succulent sweetness, crafting a balanced hybrid that’s pure joy. For £30, UK collectors secure 10 feminized seeds with free next-day UK 🇬🇧 tracked shipping from The Cannabis Seed Shop UK, the UK’s top Heisenbeans hub. Heisen’s dank terpenes—Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene—deliver a citrus-blueberry-sherbet aroma, with 18-25% THC igniting cheerful energy and soothing relaxation. Ideal for preservation in legal regions (Europe, Canada, USA), Smiley is a collector’s gem. Join our X campaign for July 4th launch exclusives!
Bangkok Runtz
Bangkok Runtz
Bangkok Runtz is a Heisenbeans creation that marries the elite Joker Juice #11 and Runtz cuts, delivering a hybrid as exotic as its name suggests. Its terpene profile, featuring Myrcene (sweet, earthy), Limonene (citrus, tart), and Caryophyllene (spicy, gassy), creates an enticing aroma of tropical fruit, tart grape candy, and a diesel edge. Expect dense, trichome-covered buds with a THC range of 20-25%, offering a balanced high—starting with euphoria and creativity, then easing into a soothing calm. At just £30, this strain is a tropical treasure for UK 🇬🇧 collectors seeking top-tier US genetics, ideal for preservation or study in legal cultivation regions like parts of Europe, Canada, or the USA. Secure Bangkok Runtz feminized seeds UK for your collection today.
Drip-N-Stix
Drip-N-Stix
Drip-N-Stix feminized seeds, a Heisenbeans creation, meld Dip n Stix’s resin-drenched berry radiance with Joker Juice #11’s taffy-sweet flamboyance, crafting a sativa-leaning hybrid of unmatched quality, an oozing ball of trichomes dripping on a stick. For only £30, UK collectors secure 10 elite feminized seeds with free next-day UK 🇬🇧 tracked shipping from The Cannabis Seed Shop UK, the UK’s top Heisenbeans boutique. Heisen’s dank terpenes—Caryophyllene, Limonene, Bisabolol—unleash a berry-taffy-citrus gas aroma, with 20-27% THC igniting a catwalk of euphoric sociability and plush relaxation. Ideal for preservation in legal regions (Europe, Canada, USA), Drip-N-Stix is a collector’s sticky-icky gem. Join our X campaign for July 4th launch exclusives!
Clemferno
Clemferno
Clemferno is a Heisenbeans creation that blends the rare Clementine and Dante’s Inferno cuts, delivering a hybrid that’s as zesty as it is potent. Its terpene profile, featuring Myrcene (sweet, earthy), Limonene (citrus), and Caryophyllene (spicy, gassy), creates a captivating aroma of fresh oranges, creamy berries, and a diesel edge. Expect dense, trichome-laden buds with a THC range of 20-25%, offering a balanced high—starting with an uplifting, energizing boost, then easing into a soothing calm. Priced at just £30, this strain is a fiery delight for UK 🇬🇧 collectors seeking top-tier US genetics, perfect for preservation or study in legal cultivation regions like parts of Europe, Canada, or the USA. Secure Clemferno feminized seeds UK for your collection today.
Bada Bing
Bada Bing
Bada Bing is a Heisenbeans creation that melds the elite Cherry Pie and Blueberry Sugar cuts, crafting a hybrid that’s as delightful as it is potent. Its terpene profile, featuring Myrcene (sweet, earthy), Limonene (citrus), and Pinene (pine), creates an irresistible aroma of ripe berries, sweet cherries, and a subtle earthy finish. Expect dense, trichome-covered buds with a THC range of 20-25%, delivering a balanced high—starting with euphoria and creativity, then easing into a soothing calm. Priced at just £30, this strain is a collector’s delight for UK 🇬🇧 enthusiasts seeking top-tier US genetics, perfect for preservation or study in legal cultivation regions like parts of Europe, Canada, or the USA. Add Bada Bing feminized seeds UK to your collection today.
Grape Banger
Grape Banger
Grape Banger is a Heisenbeans creation that fuses the rare DankBanger and Joker Juice #11 cuts, delivering a hybrid that’s as bold as it is flavorful. Its terpene profile, rich in Myrcene (sweet, earthy), Limonene (citrus, tart), and Caryophyllene (spicy, gassy), creates a captivating aroma of sweet grapes, tart candy, and a diesel kick. Expect dense, trichome-laden buds with a THC range of 20-25%, offering a balanced high—starting with euphoria and focus, then easing into a deep, relaxing calm. At just £30, this strain is a vibrant treasure for UK 🇬🇧 collectors seeking top-tier US genetics, perfect for preservation or study in legal cultivation regions like parts of Europe, Canada, or the USA. Secure Grape Banger feminized seeds UK for your collection today.
Blue Dubz
Blue Dubz
Blue Dubz is a Heisenbeans creation that combines the rare Adub and Blueberry Sugar cuts, delivering a hybrid that’s as delightful as it is potent. Its terpene profile, featuring Myrcene (sweet, earthy), Limonene (citrus), and Pinene (pine), creates an enticing aroma of ripe berries, creamy sugar, and a subtle earthy finish. Expect dense, trichome-covered buds with a THC range of 20-25%, offering a balanced high—starting with a euphoric lift, then settling into a soothing calm. Priced at just £30, this strain is a collector’s treasure for UK 🇬🇧 enthusiasts seeking top-tier US genetics, perfect for preservation or study in legal cultivation regions like parts of Europe, Canada, or the USA. Secure Blue Dubz feminized seeds UK for your collection today.
Boogeyman
Boogeyman
Boogeyman is a Heisenbeans triumph, intertwining the exclusive Dante’s Inferno #8 and Sherb Cream Pie cuts into a hybrid that’s as enchanting as it is powerful. Its terpene blend of Myrcene (sweet, earthy), Limonene (citrus), and Caryophyllene (spicy, gassy) creates a captivating aroma of creamy fruit, grape candy, and a diesel edge. Producing dense, resinous buds with a THC range of 20-25%, it delivers a balanced high—igniting euphoria and focus before easing into deep relaxation. At only £30, this strain is a rare find for UK 🇬🇧 collectors seeking top-tier US genetics, ideal for preservation or study in legal cultivation regions like parts of Europe, Canada, or the USA. Secure Boogeyman feminized seeds UK for your collection today.
Blueberry Sugar
Blueberry Sugar
Heisenbeans has masterfully crafted Blueberry Sugar S1, transforming a rare cut into a stable feminized seed, a testament to their breeding prowess. Expect mouthwatering notes of blueberries, vanilla, and mint, driven by a terpene profile rich in Myrcene (earthy sweetness), Limonene (citrus zest), and Caryophyllene (spicy warmth). Its effects are balanced, offering an uplifting, creative high followed by a relaxing body stone, perfect for collectors envisioning its potential in legal cultivation regions like parts of Europe, Canada, or the USA. Buy Blueberry Sugar S1 feminized seeds UK for your collection today.
Blue Grapesicle
Blue Grapesicle
Blue Grapesicle feminized seeds, a Heisenbeans creation, meld Blue Ice’s frosty blueberry chill 🧊 with Joker Juice #11’s grape-candy zest 💥, crafting a balanced hybrid of unmatched quality, a popsicle of terp-drenched grape ice. For only £30, UK collectors secure 10 elite feminized seeds with free next-day UK 🇬🇧 tracked shipping from The Cannabis Seed Shop UK, the UK’s top Heisenbeans boutique. Heisen’s dank terpenes—Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene—deliver a grape-candy-blueberry-citrus aroma, with 20-26% THC igniting a catwalk of euphoric energy and cool relaxation. Ideal for preservation in legal regions (Europe, Canada, USA), Blue Grapesicle is a collector’s frosty treasure. Join our X campaign for July 4th launch exclusives!
Glueberry Sugar
Glueberry Sugar
Glueberry Sugar is a Heisenbeans creation that combines the rare Gorilla Glue #4 and Blueberry Sugar cuts, crafting a hybrid that’s as sticky as it is sweet. Its terpene profile, featuring Myrcene (sweet, earthy), Limonene (citrus), and Caryophyllene (spicy, gassy), creates an enticing aroma of ripe berries, creamy sugar, and a subtle diesel edge. Expect dense, trichome-laden buds with a THC range of 20-25%, delivering a balanced high—starting with a euphoric lift, then settling into a deep, soothing calm. At just £30, this strain is a collector’s delight for UK 🇬🇧 enthusiasts seeking top-tier US genetics, perfect for preservation or study in legal cultivation regions like parts of Europe, Canada, or the USA. Secure Glueberry Sugar feminized seeds UK for your collection today.
Juice Stomper
Juice Stomper
Juice Stomper is a Heisenbeans creation that fuses Apple Stomper’s sweet, gassy punch with Joker Juice #11’s tart, floral grape notes, crafting a hybrid that’s both flavorful and potent. With a terpene profile of Limonene (citrus), Myrcene (sweet, earthy), and Caryophyllene (spicy, gassy), it delivers a complex bouquet of apple, grape, and diesel. Expect dense, trichome-laden buds with a THC range of 20-25%, offering a balanced high—uplifting and creative, then deeply relaxing. This strain is a must-have for UK 🇬🇧 collectors seeking high-quality US genetics, ideal for preservation or study in legal cultivation regions like parts of Europe, Canada, or the USA. Buy Juice Stomper feminized seeds UK for your collection today.
Psycho Tricho
Psycho Tricho
Heisenbeans has unleashed Psycho Tricho 🔥🥵 by crossing the legendary Tricho Jordan and Chimera #3 cuts, two coveted phenos from Beleaf Cannabis’ Chimera line. Tricho Jordan’s butterscotch-port wine terps meet Chimera #3’s trichome-heavy, tropical-skunk profile, creating a hybrid that dazzles with Caryophyllene (spicy), Limonene (citrus), and Pinene (pine) for a rich, gassy, and sweet flavor. Expect dense, purple-green buds with fiery orange pistils and sparkling trichomes, delivering a potent 24-26% THC high that blends uplifting euphoria with deep, stoney relaxation. Ideal for UK 🇬🇧 collectors seeking high-quality US genetics, Psycho Tricho is a must-have for legal cultivation regions like parts of Europe, Canada, or the USA. Buy Psycho Tricho feminized seeds UK for your collection today.
Grape Cream Pie
Grape Cream Pie
Grape Cream Pie is a Heisenbeans creation that melds the creamy, fruity notes of Sherb Cream Pie with the sweet, gassy profile of Joker Juice #11, crafting a hybrid that’s both indulgent and potent. With a terpene profile rich in Myrcene (sweet, earthy), Limonene (citrus), and Caryophyllene (spicy, gassy), it delivers a complex aroma and flavor of tropical cake batter, sweet berries, and creamy vanilla with hints of fuel. Expect dense, trichome-laden buds with a THC range of 20-25%, offering a balanced high—uplifting and creative, then deeply relaxing. This strain is a must-have for UK 🇬🇧 collectors seeking high-quality US genetics, ideal for preservation or study in legal cultivation regions like parts of Europe, Canada, or the USA. Buy Grape Cream Pie feminized seeds UK for your collection today.
Lunch Ticket
Lunch Ticket
Lunch Ticket is a Heisenbeans marvel, blending the scarce Lunch Money and Dante’s Inferno #8 cuts into a hybrid that’s as captivating as it is powerful. Its terpene profile, featuring Myrcene (sweet, earthy), Limonene (citrus), and Caryophyllene (spicy, gassy), crafts an enticing aroma of ripe fruit, creamy grape candy, and a diesel kick. Yielding dense, frosty buds with a THC range of 20-25%, it offers a harmonious high—sparking euphoria and creativity before melting into profound relaxation. At just £30, this strain is a steal for UK 🇬🇧 collectors seeking top-tier US genetics, perfect for preservation or study in legal cultivation regions like parts of Europe, Canada, or the USA. Secure Lunch Ticket feminized seeds UK for your collection today.
Joker Juice S1
Joker Juice S1
Heisenbeans has expertly crafted Joker Juice #11 S1 at The Lab, self-reversing a rare cut into a stable feminized seed through exceptional breeding skill. This strain dazzles with a terpene profile of Myrcene (sweet, earthy), Limonene (citrus, tart), and Pinene (floral, pine), creating a subtle floral grape flavor with a tart, saltwater taffy-like edge. Its effects blend euphoria and creativity with deep relaxation, ideal for collectors envisioning its potential in legal cultivation regions like parts of Europe, Canada, or the USA. Secure Joker Juice #11 S1 feminized seeds for collection UK today.
Berry’a 51
Berry’a 51
Berry’a 51 is a Heisenbeans creation that fuses the rare Blueberry Sugar and Alien OG cuts, crafting a hybrid that’s as flavorful as it is powerful. Its terpene profile, rich in Myrcene (sweet, earthy), Limonene (citrus), and Caryophyllene (spicy, gassy), creates an irresistible aroma of ripe berries, creamy sugar, and a diesel kick. Expect dense, trichome-laden buds with a THC range of 20-25%, delivering a balanced high—starting with euphoria and creativity, then settling into a deep, soothing calm. At just £30, this strain is a cosmic treasure for UK 🇬🇧 collectors seeking elite US genetics, perfect for preservation or study in legal cultivation regions like parts of Europe, Canada, or the USA. Secure Berry’a 51 feminized seeds UK for your collection today.
Dragon Gas
Dragon Gas
Dragon Gas is a Heisenbeans creation that combines the rare Grape Gas and Zero Gravity cuts, delivering a hybrid that’s as fiery as it is balanced. Its terpene profile, rich in Myrcene (sweet, earthy), Limonene (citrus), and Caryophyllene (spicy, gassy), creates a striking aroma of pungent grapes, diesel, and earthy kush with a hint of sweetness. Expect dense, trichome-laden buds with a THC range of 20-25%, offering a balanced high—starting with a euphoric, uplifting buzz, then easing into a deep, soothing calm. Priced at just £30, this strain is a fiery gem for UK 🇬🇧 collectors seeking top-tier US genetics, perfect for preservation or study in legal cultivation regions like parts of Europe, Canada, or the USA. Secure Dragon Gas feminized seeds UK for your collection today.
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