Screw You Haze

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Screw You Haze
£50.00
In Stock • UK Hub Screw You Haze Feminised Cannabis Seeds Bud Shot HeisenBeans UK

Genetic Specifications

Technical Data Sheet
Feminised
Authentic HeisenBeans Screw You Haze Seed Pack Guaranteed Original
Guaranteed Original • HeisenBeans
Blue Dream (Legend)
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Platinum LCG (Exotic)
THC Potential 22-28%
Flowering 9 Weeks
Yield High
Profile Berry Gas
Primary Terpene Expression
Blueberry Cream
Sweet Cherry
Lemon Gas

Genetics & Lineage History

Screw You Haze is Heisen’s California hybrid triumph, showcasing a masterful blend of two titans. It fuses the legendary Blue Dream (DJ Short cut) with the exotic Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato (Backpackboyz/Cannatique cut). By working with these original elite cuts, HeisenBeans has stabilized a strain that offers reliability and potency, bringing the best of West Coast heritage to your garden.

Aroma & Terpene Profile

This strain is a terpene delight. It boasts a sophisticated profile of blueberry-cherry cream, smoothed out by a rich, creamy texture and spiked with a sharp lemon-gas finish. Heisen’s breeding ensures these vibrant terpenes translate perfectly from the jar to the smoke, where sweet fruit meets zesty fuel in every puff.

Growth Characteristics & Flowering

Growers love Screw You Haze for its trichome-rich beauty. It produces sticky, resinous buds that gleam with potency, a testament to its Platinum lineage. The plant offers manageable growth and stunning yields, thriving under Heisen’s refined genetics. The stabilized nature of this strain ensures consistency, making it a dependable high-performer for any setup.

Common Collector Queries
What effects can I expect?
With 22-28% THC, expect a dynamic high. It starts with a creative spark and euphoric waves that boost mood, followed by a relaxing calm ideal for inspiration or downtime.
Is this authentic HeisenBeans stock?
Yes. We receive these seeds in bulk directly from HeisenBeans as a trusted distributor. They are repackaged with full consent into premium packs and stored in climate-controlled vaults.
Why the name Screw You Haze?
It’s a bold name for a bold strain. It reflects the uncompromising skill of Heisen. His ethos is simple: uncompromising genetics—potent, flavourful, loud, subtle and undeniable. It's the strain you smoke when you want to leave stress far behind.
*Compliance Notice: Seeds are sold strictly as adult souvenirs for genetic preservation. Germination is illegal in the UK without a Home Office licence.