What is Screw You Haze?

Screw You Haze is HeisenBeans' California hybrid triumph, blending the legendary Blue Dream with Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato for a potent, flavor-rich experience.

What does Screw You Haze taste like?

It boasts a terpene delight of blueberry-cherry cream, smoothed by rich vanilla and spiked with a sharp lemon-gas finish.

Is Screw You Haze potent?

Yes. With THC levels ranging from 22-28%, it offers a dynamic high that starts with a creative spark and evolves into a euphoric, relaxing calm.

Screw You Haze Feminised Seeds UK | HeisenBeans Direct

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Buy Screw You Haze feminised seeds (Blue Dream x Platinum LCG). A California hybrid with blueberry cherry cream and lemon gas terps. 28% THC. Sourced direct by an authorised UK distributor. Free UK postage.

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Genetic Specifications

HeisenBeans Premium

Feminised

Blue Dream (DJ Short Cut)

Platinum LCG (Elite Pollen Donor)

THC Potential 22-28%

Flowering 9 Weeks

Yield High

Profile Berry Gas

Primary Terpene Expression

Blueberry Cream

Sweet Cherry

Lemon Gas

Genetics & Lineage History

Screw You Haze is Heisen’s California hybrid triumph, showcasing a masterful blend of two titans. Sourced direct in bulk from HeisenBeans as an authorised UK distributor, it fuses the legendary Blue Dream (DJ Short cut) with the exotic Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato (Backpackboyz/Cannatique cut). By working with these original elite cuts, HeisenBeans has stabilized a strain that offers reliability and potency, bringing the best of West Coast heritage to your garden.

Aroma & Terpene Profile

This strain is a terpene delight. It boasts a sophisticated profile of blueberry-cherry cream, smoothed out by a rich, creamy texture and spiked with a sharp lemon-gas finish. Heisen’s breeding ensures these vibrant terpenes translate perfectly from the jar to the smoke, where sweet fruit meets zesty fuel in every puff.

Growth Characteristics & Flowering

Growers love Screw You Haze for its trichome-rich beauty. It produces sticky, resinous buds that gleam with potency, a testament to its Platinum lineage. The plant offers manageable growth and stunning yields, thriving under Heisen’s refined genetics. The stabilized nature of this strain ensures consistency, making it a dependable high-performer for any setup.

Common Collector Queries

What effects can I expect?

With 22-28% THC, expect a dynamic high. It starts with a creative spark and euphoric waves that boost mood, followed by a relaxing calm ideal for inspiration or downtime.

Is this authentic HeisenBeans stock?

Yes. We receive these seeds in bulk directly from HeisenBeans as a trusted UK distributor. They are stored in climate-controlled vaults.

Why the name Screw You Haze?

It’s a bold name for a bold strain. It reflects the uncompromising skill of Heisen. It's the strain you smoke when you want to leave stress far behind.