Genetics & Lineage History

Devil's Cake is an extraordinary "Dessert Masterpiece" bred by HeisenBeans. It combines the legendary Mile High Dave's Cut of Dante's Inferno (famous for its rich hues and intricate structure) with the world-renowned Ice Cream Cake. Sourced direct in bulk from HeisenBeans as an authorised UK distributor, this cross is designed for connoisseurs, merging profound potency with pure decadence to create a strain that is both sweet and robust.

Aroma & Terpene Profile

The olfactory experience is fascinating and complex. Ice Cream Cake provides a foundation of creamy vanilla and sweet dough, which is immediately confronted by the powerful, gassy, and earthy overtones of Dante's Inferno. The result is a unique "Chocolate-Berry Brownie" profile—sweet cream with a sharp, fascinating edge that lingers on the palate.

Growth Characteristics & Flowering

Devil's Cake produces thick, attractive buds coated in a dazzling layer of trichomes. The plants typically display a range of colors from dark forest green to deep purple, signalling high anthocyanin content. Flowering finishes in approximately 8 to 9 weeks, delivering yields of 550–650 g/m² indoors. The frostiness and density are indicators of a high-quality, resilient strain.

Genetics & Lineage History

Disco Inferno is a premium hybrid strain resulting from the strategic union of Dante’s Inferno and Joker Juice. Sourced direct in bulk from HeisenBeans as an authorised UK distributor, this cross allows cultivators to experience the complete advantages of both parent strains. The designers created a distinctive and flexible product that retains the desirable characteristics of its lineage, including thick, resinous buds with a shiny trichome coating.

Aroma & Terpene Profile

The flavor profile is both fascinating and inviting. It combines the sweet and fruity scents of Joker Juice with the earthy and spicy flavors of Dante's Inferno. Consuming Disco Inferno produces multiple taste options; spicy, earthy notes linger on the palate after the initial burst of sweet fruit dissipates. These shifting flavor patterns create an exceptional smoking experience that stays in memory.

Growth Characteristics & Flowering

Disco Inferno feminised seeds thrive under diverse environmental conditions, allowing for successful cultivation in both indoor and outdoor settings. The plants have a short blooming period, making them suitable for both novice and skilled cultivators. They are durable, produce abundant flowers, and show strong resistance to typical plant diseases and pests, resulting in many high-quality buds.

Genetics & Lineage History

Traffic Jam is a unique photoperiod hybrid bred by HeisenBeans. It combines the elusive Joker Juice #11—a creation by "Rambo’s Cousin" that crosses Lit Farms' Temptation with Compound Genetics' Jokerz Candy—with the vigorous Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato. Sourced direct in bulk from HeisenBeans as an authorised UK distributor, this lineage is deeply rooted in the Chemdog family, bringing forth a robust structure and an intense chemical profile.

Aroma & Terpene Profile

The name "Traffic Jam" hints at the heavy, thick aroma that fills the room. The terpene profile is a loud mix of artificial grape candy and pungent hydrocarbon gas, a direct nod to its Jokerz Candy and Chemdog ancestors. The finish offers a sharp lemon-lime zest from the Platinum LCG, creating a complex "sweet fuel" smoke that coats the palate.

Growth Characteristics & Flowering

Traffic Jam exhibits vigorous vegetative growth and a structure that responds well to training. The flowering period ranges between 56 and 70 days (8 to 10 weeks). Plants typically produce dense, resinous flowers that often exhibit deep purple and violet anthocyanin coloration late in the bloom cycle, especially when temperatures drop.

Genetics & Lineage History

Platinum Inferno is a "Resin Masterpiece" that represents the pinnacle of boutique cannabis genetics. By combining the legendary Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato (known for its blinding trichome density and zesty citrus-cherry flavor) with Dante’s Inferno #8 (famous for its deep colors and rich terpene profile), HeisenBeans has created a hybrid that excels in both visual appeal and potency. Sourced direct in bulk from HeisenBeans as an authorised UK distributor, this is a stabilized seed line designed for collectors who demand boutique-quality flowers.

Aroma & Terpene Profile

The terpene profile is a sophisticated blend of lemon glaze and cherry syrup, creating a "Dessert Spread" aroma that is both sweet and complex. As the flowers mature, these notes evolve into a warm berry reduction with hints of creamy vanilla frosting and a peppery earth exhale. The flavor is intense and lingers, distinguishing it in any setting.

Growth Characteristics & Flowering

Platinum Inferno shifts seamlessly into flowering, with resin production beginning as early as the third week, creating a shiny frost on the calyxes. The plant structure is well-balanced, with a moderate stretch (1.3–1.5x) that simplifies vertical management. Flowering typically finishes in 8 to 9 weeks. Cooler nights push phenotypes into deep wine purples, ruby-reds, and near-black shades, inherited from Dante's Inferno #8, all encased in a thick, shimmering layer of "Platinum" resin.

Genetics & Lineage History

Screw You Haze is Heisen’s California hybrid triumph, showcasing a masterful blend of two titans. Sourced direct in bulk from HeisenBeans as an authorised UK distributor, it fuses the legendary Blue Dream (DJ Short cut) with the exotic Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato (Backpackboyz/Cannatique cut). By working with these original elite cuts, HeisenBeans has stabilized a strain that offers reliability and potency, bringing the best of West Coast heritage to your garden.

Aroma & Terpene Profile

This strain is a terpene delight. It boasts a sophisticated profile of blueberry-cherry cream, smoothed out by a rich, creamy texture and spiked with a sharp lemon-gas finish. Heisen’s breeding ensures these vibrant terpenes translate perfectly from the jar to the smoke, where sweet fruit meets zesty fuel in every puff.

Growth Characteristics & Flowering

Growers love Screw You Haze for its trichome-rich beauty. It produces sticky, resinous buds that gleam with potency, a testament to its Platinum lineage. The plant offers manageable growth and stunning yields, thriving under Heisen’s refined genetics. The stabilized nature of this strain ensures consistency, making it a dependable high-performer for any setup.

Genetics & Lineage History

Dante’s Revenge is a dark, dramatic hybrid that fuses two intensely expressive cultivars. By crossing Dante’s Inferno (known for its deep hues and dessert-leaning aromatics) with Zero Gravity 23 (Shauncron Cut), HeisenBeans has created a seed line that balances "polite" cream with "savage" gas. Sourced direct in bulk from HeisenBeans as an authorised UK distributor, Zero Gravity contributes density, resilience, and a powerful resin engine that never slows down.

Aroma & Terpene Profile

The aromatic identity is bold and complex, described as "Tropical Fuel." Early in flower, notes of sugared berries and warm candy emerge from the Dante’s Inferno lineage. As maturity approaches, the Zero Gravity parent introduces deep layers of vanilla custard, fresh mango, and a violent diesel exhale. The result is a profile that is both polished and aggressive—a true "Full-Spectrum Mastery."

Growth Characteristics & Flowering

Dante’s Revenge grows with determination, establishing a strong central stem and symmetrical lateral branching. It handles training techniques like topping and LST with ease. Flowering typically finishes in 8 to 9 weeks. Expect dramatic visual displays as cooler nights push phenotypes into deep wine purples and near-black undertones, all coated in a heavy, sugar-crystal resin layer ideal for extraction.

Genetics & Lineage History

Dalato is the definitive evolution of the modern "Dessert" strain. By crossing the legendary Gelato #33 (aka Larry Bird)—famous for its balanced effects and Sunset Sherbet x Thin Mint lineage—with Dante’s Inferno #8, HeisenBeans has stabilized the perfect balance between cream and gas. Sourced direct in bulk from HeisenBeans as an authorised UK distributor, this hybrid captures the structural grace of the Gelato family while introducing the heavier, darker characteristics of the Inferno line.

Aroma & Terpene Profile

Dalato offers a complex and inviting bouquet. The scent profile is dominated by the sweet, fruity creaminess of Gelato, with distinct notes of citrus and wild berries. As the flowers mature, deeper undertones of earthy pine and mint emerge, creating a rich, multi-layered experience. The flavor mirrors the aroma, delivering a smooth smoke that leaves a lingering taste of blueberry and lavender.

Growth Characteristics & Flowering

Suitable for both indoor and outdoor cultivation, Dalato grows into a medium-to-tall plant with a bushy structure that rewards training. The flowering period is a standard 8 to 9 weeks. Expect dense, medium-sized buds that are visually striking—often displaying a beautiful mix of dark green and purple hues, contrasted by bright orange pistils and a heavy coating of frosty trichomes.

Genetics & Lineage History

Cherry Oh Cola is a spectacular modern hybrid crossing the vibrant Tropicana Cherry with the frost-heavy Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato (LCG). Sourced direct in bulk from HeisenBeans as an authorised UK distributor, these seeds represent an elite USA profile. The result is a plant that marries the rapid growth and vivid colours of Tropicana Cherry with the structural integrity and heavy resin production of the Platinum line.

Aroma & Terpene Profile

The terpene profile is undeniably loud and highly unique. Upon flowering, the grow room fills with the scent of bright, tangy cherries wrapped in an effervescent, dark syrup aroma. As the buds mature, the gassy undertones become more pronounced, delivering a complex, fizzy soda smoke that perfectly mimics classic cola and lingers heavily on the palate.