Heisenbeans Seeds UK 2025
Authentic Feminised Genetics – Direct from the Breeder
Published & Updated: November 18, 2025
The only verified UK stockist shipping Heisenbeans feminised seeds direct from the breeder with COAs supplied.
Next-day discreet Royal Mail delivery across the entire United Kingdom.
Heisenbeans – No Hype. Just Elite Cuts in Seed Form.
Heisenbeans hunts the best phenos all over the US, stabilises them properly, then breeds them harder, frostier, and stronger. That’s the entire philosophy. No stories, no marketing – just the strongest, most terp-loaded genetics you can get in seed.
Every pack on this page is direct from Heisenbeans with breeder COAs. Fresh stock, next-day UK dispatch.
All 10 packs in stock right now. Fresh. Verified. Next-day UK delivery.
Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato S1
Lineage: Thin Mint GSC × Lemon Haze (elite platinum pheno selfed)
Type: 50/50 Hybrid S1 THC: 27–30%
Terps & Effects: Sour lemon, black cherry candy, creamy gelato. Motivating head high → giggles → deep body calm. The frostiest cut available.
Blue Lemon Haze
Lineage: Blue Dream × Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato
Type: 60% Sativa THC: 20–29%
Terps & Effects: Zesty berry-citrus haze. Clear-headed creativity with gentle body relaxation – perfect daytime.
Cherry Limeade
Lineage: Tropicana Cherry × Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato
Type: 60% Sativa THC: 20–26%
Terps & Effects: Cherry-lime soda with creamy spice. Instant mood-lift and euphoria.
Dalato
Lineage: Gelato #33 × Dante’s Inferno #8
Type: 70% Indica / 30% Sativa THC: 20–23%
Terps & Effects: Sweet earth-pine, cookie dough, subtle gas. Heavy body relaxation and pain relief.
Dante’s Inferno #8 S1
Lineage: Oreoz × Devil Driver (#8 grape-gas pheno selfed)
Type: 70% Indica S1 THC: 20–25%
Terps & Effects: Chocolate-covered grapes & black pepper. Powerful body melt and sleep aid.
Dante’s Revenge
Lineage: Zero Gravity × Dante’s Inferno #8
Type: 50/50 Hybrid THC: 27–30%
Terps & Effects: Berry-cookie resin bomb. Intense euphoric rush → full-body calm.
Devil’s Cake
Lineage: Oreoz × Devil Driver
Type: 70% Indica THC: 20–25%
Terps & Effects: Chocolate-berry with creamy frosting. Deep relaxation and massive munchies.
Disco Inferno
Lineage: Dante’s Inferno × Joker Juice
Type: 50/50 Hybrid THC: 25–30%
Terps & Effects: Grape-chocolate-pepper fire. Euphoric giggles and perfect balance.
Platinum Inferno
Lineage: Platinum Frosting × Dante’s Inferno
Type: 50/50 Hybrid THC: 24–28%
Terps & Effects: Lemon-vanilla with peppery berry-chocolate. Focused calm and insane frost.
Traffic Jam
Lineage: Joker Juice #11 × Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato
Type: 70% Indica THC: 21%
Terps & Effects: Grape-gas candy. Heavy body high and serious couch-lock.
Important UK Legal Notice (18+ Only)
Ungerminated cannabis seeds are legal adult novelty souvenirs and collectibles in the United Kingdom.
It is illegal to germinate or cultivate cannabis seeds without a Home Office licence under the Misuse of Drugs Act 1971.
All information on this page is provided strictly for genetic preservation, education and entertainment purposes only.
The Cannabis Seed Shop UK sells seeds exclusively as souvenirs.
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