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Traffic Jam Feminized Cannabis Seeds | Buy Heisenbeans in the UK 🇬🇧 Direct: Buy Traffic Jam feminized seeds UK – Heisenbeans 70% indica with grape-gas profiles, 21% THC yields. 12-pack, free delivery. Souvenirs for collectors 18+. Premium direct!

Traffic Jam Feminized – Heisenbeans

Looking for Traffic Jam seeds, buy Traffic Jam feminised, or authentic Heisenbeans Traffic Jam souvenir seeds? Joker Juice #11 × Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato — grape-gas explosion with sweet citrus cream. 19–26% THC. SOG-friendly monster.

Traffic Jam feminised cannabis seeds – Heisenbeans

Genetics

Joker Juice #11 × Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato

Type

70% Indica dominant

THC (lab average)

19–26%

Flowering

8–9 weeks

Yield

500–650 g/m²

The Ultimate Grape-Gas Overload
Heisenbeans took Joker Juice #11’s grape-candy sweetness and slammed it into Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato’s citrus-earth depth to create Traffic Jam — a loud, pungent indica-dominant hybrid that stops everyone in their tracks. Dense, resin-soaked buds dripping with grape-gas terps. The loudest strain in the current Heisenbeans lineup.
Terpene Profile & Real-World Experience
Dominant terpenes: Limonene (citrus), Myrcene (earthy), Caryophyllene (spice).

Nose: Gassy grape candy with sweet citrus cream underneath. Taste: Thick grape-fuel on the inhale, creamy earth on the exhale. One of the loudest, most pungent strains you’ll ever smell — carbon filter mandatory from week 4.
Grow Notes – Real-World Performance
Stretch: Moderate 2–2.5× • Perfect for SOG • Loves heavy PK • Mold resistance: 9/10 • Harvest day 58–63 • Yield: 550–650 g/m² easy
Pack Details & Guarantee
• Original sealed Heisenbeans breeder pack
• 12 feminised seeds
• Free next-day tracked delivery
• Discreet plain packaging • 18+ only
• 100% authentic direct from breeder