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What products do you offer?

We specialize in premium heirloom cannabis seeds, including feminized, autoflowering, and regular varieties from over 150 elite breeders worldwide through Sensible Premium and exclusive Heisenbeans Premium. All come in original sealed breeder packs with high-potency THC & CBD, and exceptional terpenes & flavors (e.g., Myrcene for earthy sedation, Limonene for citrus elevation). Examples include Blue Lemon Haze Feminized, Amnesia Haze Autoflower, Black Diesel Autoflower, and many on sale at £40. Seeds are sold as adult novelty souvenirs and collectibles only.

How do I order?

Browse our collections of Sensible Premium and Heisenbeans, add items to your cart, and proceed to checkout. We offer a price match guarantee—if you find the same product cheaper elsewhere, we'll match it. Every order includes free bonus premium seeds (no minimum spend). For custom options like Pick 'n' Mix, email us with your selections at info@thecannabisseedshop.uk.

What payment methods are available?

We accept Bitcoin (fastest and most private—recommended), bank transfer (instant and free from all UK banks), or cash by post (for maximum privacy). For Bitcoin, we never see your personal details—just reply with the transaction ID. For bank transfers, use your order number as the reference—no real name required.

Which payment method is fastest?

Bitcoin or bank transfer—both confirm instantly or within minutes, allowing for same-day or next-day shipping.

How does cash by post work?

For cash payments, send your payment via registered post to the address provided in your order confirmation email. Include your order number for reference. Once received (typically 1-3 business days), your order ships same or next day. This method offers maximum privacy as no digital trail is created.

Are there any payment fees?

No, all payment methods are free of charge. Bank transfers are instant and fee-free from UK banks, Bitcoin has no added fees from our side (though network fees may apply), and cash by post incurs no extra costs beyond your postage.

Can I pay with credit/debit card or PayPal?

Currently, we do not accept credit/debit cards or PayPal due to restrictions in the industry. We recommend Bitcoin for privacy and speed, or bank transfer/cash for alternatives.

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If there's an issue with your payment (e.g., incorrect reference or failed transfer), we'll email you promptly to resolve it. You can resend or choose another method. Contact us at info@thecannabisseedshop.uk for assistance.

How long does a bank transfer take?

UK bank transfers are typically instant via Faster Payments. If using a non-UK bank, it may take 1-2 business days. Always include your order number as the reference for quick processing.

Do you offer refunds or returns?

Due to the nature of our products, all sales are final with no refunds or returns. However, if there's an issue with your order (e.g., damaged packaging), contact us within 7 days for resolution, such as replacement or credit.

Is Bitcoin really private?

Yes, absolutely—we never see your name, address, or bank details. Simply send the payment and reply with the transaction ID for confirmation.

Do I have to use my real name for bank transfer?

No—just include your order number as the reference. That's all we need to process your order.

What about shipping?

We provide free next-day tracked shipping via Royal Mail to every UK postcode. Orders placed before 2pm (with Bitcoin or bank payment) ship the same day. All packages are discreet: plain envelope with no branding for 100% privacy. A tracking number is provided upon shipment.

When do you ship my order?

For Bitcoin or bank transfers: next-day tracked via Royal Mail (orders before 2pm ship same day). For cash by post: same or next day after receipt of payment.

What is your price match guarantee?

If you find the same product cheaper elsewhere, we'll match the price. Just provide details during checkout or via email.

How do you ensure privacy?

We prioritize privacy: Bitcoin payments are fully anonymous, bank transfers require only an order number, shipping is in plain envelopes with no branding, and we use essential cookies with anonymized analytics. Your details are never shared.

Is this legal?

Seeds are sold strictly as adult novelty souvenirs and heirloom genetic collectibles (18+ only, 21+ in some regions). Germination or cultivation is illegal in the UK without a Home Office licence under the Misuse of Drugs Act 1971 and is expressly prohibited. All information is for educational/entertainment purposes only—we do not encourage or condone illegal activity. Buyers accept full legal responsibility for complying with local laws. Consult professionals for medical, legal, or health advice.

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Still have questions?

Email us anytime at info@thecannabisseedshop.uk—we reply quickly. For Bitcoin orders, include your transaction ID for fast processing.

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🍋💙 **Educational Deep Dive: Blue Lemon Haze Feminised**
Delving into this Heisenbeans sativa masterpiece – a balanced hybrid for collectors seeking educational insights!

**🧬 Lineage & Genetics:**
Cross of Blue Dream (Blueberry x Super Silver Haze) x Lemon Haze – fusing… pic.twitter.com/cZ1QlNTfKq

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Is Bitcoin really private?

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Do I have to use my real name for bank transfer?

No – just put your order number as the reference. That’s all we need.

When do you ship my order?

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