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Discover the premium genetics from U.S. breeder Heisenbeans, crafting autoflowers, feminized cannabis seeds, and regular seeds from elite American cuts. Success starts with top-tier USA genetics, now available as collectibles in the UK.
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If you're a UK-based collector searching for the best feminized cannabis seeds UK or elite autoflower genetics for collectors, Heisenbeans is a name that's hard to ignore. This U.S. breeder sticks to legal state guidelines, sourcing the rarest "elite" cuts from top American lines.
Heisenbeans’ Elite U.S. Breeder Cuts
Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato
Thin Mint GSC × Lemon Haze – limonene-heavy, intense citrus zest, 27-30% THC, uplifting hybrid. Won 2nd Place Medical Flower at High Times Cannabis Cup 2021.
Thin Mint GSC × Lemon Haze – limonene-heavy, intense citrus zest, 27-30% THC, uplifting hybrid. Won 2nd Place Medical Flower at High Times Cannabis Cup 2021.
Alien OG
Tahoe OG × Alien Kush – classic diesel-pine, 22-28% THC, balanced hybrid. Won 3rd Place Indica Flower at Arizona Cannabis Cup 2023.
Tahoe OG × Alien Kush – classic diesel-pine, 22-28% THC, balanced hybrid. Won 3rd Place Indica Flower at Arizona Cannabis Cup 2023.
Animal Cookies
Girl Scout Cookies × Fire OG – spicy cookie dough, 20-27% THC, heavy sedative indica lean. Won Best Hybrid at 2013 High Times Cannabis Cup (variant).
Girl Scout Cookies × Fire OG – spicy cookie dough, 20-27% THC, heavy sedative indica lean. Won Best Hybrid at 2013 High Times Cannabis Cup (variant).
Dantes Inferno
Oreoz × Devil Driver – creamy strawberry milkshake, 27-29% THC. Won 1st Place Indica at Spannabis Champions Cup 2023.
Oreoz × Devil Driver – creamy strawberry milkshake, 27-29% THC. Won 1st Place Indica at Spannabis Champions Cup 2023.
Black Velvet
The Black × Burmese Kush – earthy creative hybrid, ~20% THC.
The Black × Burmese Kush – earthy creative hybrid, ~20% THC.
Gary Payton
The Y × Snowman – diesel-lemon gas, 20-25% THC. Won the 2022 Errl Cup & 2nd place Emerald Cup 2022.
The Y × Snowman – diesel-lemon gas, 20-25% THC. Won the 2022 Errl Cup & 2nd place Emerald Cup 2022.
Motorbreath 15
Chem D × SFV OG Kush – pure fuel & citrus, 21-29% THC.
Chem D × SFV OG Kush – pure fuel & citrus, 21-29% THC.
91 Chem
Chemdawg 91 pheno – old-school diesel-pine, 19-27% THC.
Chemdawg 91 pheno – old-school diesel-pine, 19-27% THC.
Permanent Marker
(Biscotti × Sherb BX) × Jealousy – 34-35% THC. Leafly Strain of the Year 2023.
(Biscotti × Sherb BX) × Jealousy – 34-35% THC. Leafly Strain of the Year 2023.
Sunset Sherbert
GSC × Pink Panties – berry-citrus sherbet, 15-19% THC.
GSC × Pink Panties – berry-citrus sherbet, 15-19% THC.
Grape Gas
OG Chem × GDP complex – grape candy gasoline, 15-23% THC.
OG Chem × GDP complex – grape candy gasoline, 15-23% THC.
Trop Cherry
Tropicana Cookies × Cherry Cookies F3 – cherry-citrus soda, 16-21% THC. Leafly Budtenders' Choice 2024.
Tropicana Cookies × Cherry Cookies F3 – cherry-citrus soda, 16-21% THC. Leafly Budtenders' Choice 2024.
Grumpz
Runtz × Grape MAC F2 – grape-citrus candy, 20-22% THC.
Runtz × Grape MAC F2 – grape-citrus candy, 20-22% THC.
Detroit Muscle
Motorbreath × Grape Gas – diesel-berry punch, 20-25% THC. Won 1st Place Hybrid Michigan 2023.
Motorbreath × Grape Gas – diesel-berry punch, 20-25% THC. Won 1st Place Hybrid Michigan 2023.
GMO Pie
GMO × Georgia Pie – funky garlic & sweet berry, 20-25% THC.
GMO × Georgia Pie – funky garlic & sweet berry, 20-25% THC.
Adub
Sour Dubble × Alien Dawg – lemon-pine, 15-18% THC. 2nd Place High Times Medical Cup.
Sour Dubble × Alien Dawg – lemon-pine, 15-18% THC. 2nd Place High Times Medical Cup.
Apple Fritter
Sour Apple × Animal Cookies – apple pastry, 22-28% THC. Best Hybrid HTCC 2017 & 2018.
Sour Apple × Animal Cookies – apple pastry, 22-28% THC. Best Hybrid HTCC 2017 & 2018.
Banana Kush
Ghost OG × Skunk Haze – banana cream, 18-25% THC. Multiple Cannabis Cup wins.
Ghost OG × Skunk Haze – banana cream, 18-25% THC. Multiple Cannabis Cup wins.
Chem D
Chemdawg D cut – chemical lemon diesel, 19-27% THC.
Chemdawg D cut – chemical lemon diesel, 19-27% THC.
Chimera 3
White Truffle × The Creature – chocolate-truffle citrus, 22-27% THC.
White Truffle × The Creature – chocolate-truffle citrus, 22-27% THC.
Clementine
Tangie × Lemon Skunk – orange-mint sativa, 17-19% THC. Cannabis Cup winner.
Tangie × Lemon Skunk – orange-mint sativa, 17-19% THC. Cannabis Cup winner.
Cherry Pie
GDP × Durban Poison – cherry pie crust, 16-24% THC. 3rd Place Medical Sativa HTCC 2014.
GDP × Durban Poison – cherry pie crust, 16-24% THC. 3rd Place Medical Sativa HTCC 2014.
Death Star
Sensi Star × Sour Diesel – skunky lemon fuel, 18-27% THC.
Sensi Star × Sour Diesel – skunky lemon fuel, 18-27% THC.
Dip N Stix
Platinum × Slurricane – citrus-diesel candy, 24-25% THC.
Platinum × Slurricane – citrus-diesel candy, 24-25% THC.
Dosi Dos
OGKB × Face Off OG – minty cookie dough, 28-30% THC. Leafly Strain of the Year 2021.
OGKB × Face Off OG – minty cookie dough, 28-30% THC. Leafly Strain of the Year 2021.
Fruity Pebbles
Green Ribbon × GDP × Tahoe OG × Alien Kush – rainbow cereal, 18-21% THC.
Green Ribbon × GDP × Tahoe OG × Alien Kush – rainbow cereal, 18-21% THC.
Gorilla Glue #4
Chem’s Sister × Sour Dubb × Chocolate Diesel – chocolate-coffee glue, 20-25% THC. 2014 Cannabis Cup winner.
Chem’s Sister × Sour Dubb × Chocolate Diesel – chocolate-coffee glue, 20-25% THC. 2014 Cannabis Cup winner.
Girl Scout Cookies
OG Kush × Durban Poison – mint chocolate sweetness, 18-28% THC. Multiple Cannabis Cup wins.
OG Kush × Durban Poison – mint chocolate sweetness, 18-28% THC. Multiple Cannabis Cup wins.
Grape Pie
Cherry Pie × Grape Stomper – grape dessert, 20-22% THC.
Cherry Pie × Grape Stomper – grape dessert, 20-22% THC.
Headband
OG Kush × Sour Diesel – lemon-diesel head pressure, 17-24% THC.
OG Kush × Sour Diesel – lemon-diesel head pressure, 17-24% THC.
Ice Cream Cake
Wedding Cake × Gelato #33 – vanilla icing, 20-25% THC.
Wedding Cake × Gelato #33 – vanilla icing, 20-25% THC.
Oreoz
Cookies N Cream × Secret Weapon – chocolate Oreo, 25-30% THC.
Cookies N Cream × Secret Weapon – chocolate Oreo, 25-30% THC.
Pink Zkittles
Tropical Cherry × Zkittlez Bomb – cherry candy rainbow, ~27% THC.
Tropical Cherry × Zkittlez Bomb – cherry candy rainbow, ~27% THC.
Slurricane #7
Do-Si-Dos × Purple Punch – tropical berry punch, 20-28% THC.
Do-Si-Dos × Purple Punch – tropical berry punch, 20-28% THC.
Stardawg Guava
Stardawg × Guava – chem tropical punch, 21% THC.
Stardawg × Guava – chem tropical punch, 21% THC.
Stardawg Corey
Chemdawg 4 × Tres Dawg – lemon chemical haze, 16-22% THC.
Chemdawg 4 × Tres Dawg – lemon chemical haze, 16-22% THC.
Granddaddy Purple
Purple Urkle × Big Bud – grape vanilla, 17-23% THC.
Purple Urkle × Big Bud – grape vanilla, 17-23% THC.
Sundae Driver
Fruity Pebbles OG × Grape Pie – berry-chocolate sundae, 20% THC.
Fruity Pebbles OG × Grape Pie – berry-chocolate sundae, 20% THC.
Tahoe OG
OG Kush Tahoe cut × SFV OG IBL – lemon pine kush, 15-19% THC.
OG Kush Tahoe cut × SFV OG IBL – lemon pine kush, 15-19% THC.
Cowboy Cookies
GSC × GSC forum cut selfed – minty berry cookies, 18-22% THC.
GSC × GSC forum cut selfed – minty berry cookies, 18-22% THC.
Zkittles
Grape Ape × Grapefruit – pure candy rainbow, 15-23% THC.
Grape Ape × Grapefruit – pure candy rainbow, 15-23% THC.
Zero Gravity (Shauncron Cut)
GMO × Oreoz – earthy fuel & sweet hashy, high 20s THC.
GMO × Oreoz – earthy fuel & sweet hashy, high 20s THC.
Wedding Pie
Wedding Cake × Grape Pie – grape vanilla wedding cake, 20-22% THC.
Wedding Cake × Grape Pie – grape vanilla wedding cake, 20-22% THC.
Wedding Cake
Triangle Kush × Animal Mints – vanilla frosting gas, 25-27% THC.
Triangle Kush × Animal Mints – vanilla frosting gas, 25-27% THC.
Triangle Kush
Emerald Triangle OG phenotype – lemon kush, 20-26% THC.
Emerald Triangle OG phenotype – lemon kush, 20-26% THC.
Topanga Canyon
Topanga Canyon OG × Jungle Cake – citrus pine cake, 18-22% THC.
Topanga Canyon OG × Jungle Cake – citrus pine cake, 18-22% THC.
Lemon Tree
Lemon Skunk × Sour Diesel – pure lemon cleaner, 20-25% THC.
Lemon Skunk × Sour Diesel – pure lemon cleaner, 20-25% THC.
Legend OG
Legend OG × OG Kush – pine citrus kush, 22-25% THC.
Legend OG × OG Kush – pine citrus kush, 22-25% THC.
Joker Juice #11 aka Grape Disco
Grape Disco × Rambos Cousin – grape candy fuel, 20-25% THC.
Grape Disco × Rambos Cousin – grape candy fuel, 20-25% THC.
Gelato 33
Sunset Sherbet × Thin Mint GSC – creamy lavender dessert, 20-25% THC.
Sunset Sherbet × Thin Mint GSC – creamy lavender dessert, 20-25% THC.
GMO
Chem’s Sister × Sour Dubb × Chocolate Diesel – garlic mushroom onion funk, 20-30% THC.
Chem’s Sister × Sour Dubb × Chocolate Diesel – garlic mushroom onion funk, 20-30% THC.
Pressure Pie
Grape Pie × Pressure – berry pastry gas, 20-25% THC.
Grape Pie × Pressure – berry pastry gas, 20-25% THC.
Pinesol OG
Pinesol OG cross – pure pine cleaner, 20-25% THC.
Pinesol OG cross – pure pine cleaner, 20-25% THC.
Pave Menthol
Pave × Menthol – icy mint gas, 20-25% THC.
Pave × Menthol – icy mint gas, 20-25% THC.
East Side OG x Rocket Fuel
Diesel citrus blast, 20-25% THC.
Diesel citrus blast, 20-25% THC.
Blueberry Sugar
Blueberry × Sugar – sweet blueberry muffin, 18-22% THC.
Blueberry × Sugar – sweet blueberry muffin, 18-22% THC.
MotorBansee
Motorbreath variant – banana runtz fuel, 20-25% THC.
Motorbreath variant – banana runtz fuel, 20-25% THC.
Sour Diesel x Grape Pie
Diesel grape soda, 20-25% THC.
Diesel grape soda, 20-25% THC.
Latest Acquired Elite Cuts
Super Lemon Haze
Super Silver Haze × Lemon Skunk – Green House. 2008-09 HTCC winner. THC 19-30%.
Super Silver Haze × Lemon Skunk – Green House. 2008-09 HTCC winner. THC 19-30%.
Super Silver Haze (verified legit)
Northern Lights × Skunk #1 × Haze – Green House. A legendary sativa-dominant hybrid bred by Green House Seeds, known for its uplifting, energizing, and long-lasting euphoric effects with subtle relaxation. Piney aroma, sticky buds. 3× HTCC winner 1997-99. THC 19-23%.
Northern Lights × Skunk #1 × Haze – Green House. A legendary sativa-dominant hybrid bred by Green House Seeds, known for its uplifting, energizing, and long-lasting euphoric effects with subtle relaxation. Piney aroma, sticky buds. 3× HTCC winner 1997-99. THC 19-23%.
Skunk #1
Afghani × Acapulco Gold × Colombian Gold – Sacred Seeds. Classic skunk. THC 15-19%.
Afghani × Acapulco Gold × Colombian Gold – Sacred Seeds. Classic skunk. THC 15-19%.
Shoreline
Sensi Skunk × Oasis lineage – Devil's Harvest. Pungent skunk. THC 19-23%.
Sensi Skunk × Oasis lineage – Devil's Harvest. Pungent skunk. THC 19-23%.
SFV OG
Afghani × OG Kush variant – Cali Connection. Pine-lemon kush. THC 17-26%.
Afghani × OG Kush variant – Cali Connection. Pine-lemon kush. THC 17-26%.
Haley’s Comet
Skunk #1 × CA Skunk lineage. Medicinal 1:1 ratio. THC 8-14%.
Skunk #1 × CA Skunk lineage. Medicinal 1:1 ratio. THC 8-14%.
GG4 Biker Hawley Cut
Chem’s Sister × Sour Dubb × Chocolate Diesel. 2014 Cannabis Cup winner. THC 20-28%.
Chem’s Sister × Sour Dubb × Chocolate Diesel. 2014 Cannabis Cup winner. THC 20-28%.
New York City Piff (verified)
Haze landrace. A legendary East Coast sativa landrace, also known as Piff or NYC Haze, renowned for its potent, long-lasting high (2-4 hours) and unique aroma. Effects: energetic, creative, euphoric, talkative. Flavor: floral catpiss incense with blueberry sweetness, frankincense, pepper, and haze spice. Unique small buds, 11+ week flowering time. THC 18-23%.
Haze landrace. A legendary East Coast sativa landrace, also known as Piff or NYC Haze, renowned for its potent, long-lasting high (2-4 hours) and unique aroma. Effects: energetic, creative, euphoric, talkative. Flavor: floral catpiss incense with blueberry sweetness, frankincense, pepper, and haze spice. Unique small buds, 11+ week flowering time. THC 18-23%.
White Truffle
Gorilla Butter variant – Parabellum. Savory garlic & lemon. THC 25-30%.
Gorilla Butter variant – Parabellum. Savory garlic & lemon. THC 25-30%.
Durban Poison
Pure South African sativa landrace. Sweet pine licorice. THC 18-25%.
Pure South African sativa landrace. Sweet pine licorice. THC 18-25%.
Cat Piss OG (verified)
Super Silver Haze phenotype. A sativa strain and phenotype of Super Silver Haze, famous for its distinctive ammonia cat piss aroma. Effects: energizing, euphoric, creative, happy, upbeat; great for stress and anxiety. THC 11-24%, average around 10-12%. Potent despite moderate THC.
Super Silver Haze phenotype. A sativa strain and phenotype of Super Silver Haze, famous for its distinctive ammonia cat piss aroma. Effects: energizing, euphoric, creative, happy, upbeat; great for stress and anxiety. THC 11-24%, average around 10-12%. Potent despite moderate THC.
AJ Sour D
Sour Diesel phenotype by “Asshole Joe”. Legendary East Coast diesel. THC ~26%.
Sour Diesel phenotype by “Asshole Joe”. Legendary East Coast diesel. THC ~26%.
All of these elite genetics are available as feminized souvenir seeds from www.thecannabisseedshop.uk, the official UK distributor for Heisenbeans.
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